Hold it! Hold it Hold it! So, a guy goes into a restaurant and orders the soup. He calls for the waiter. He tells the waiter, “Something is wrong with my soup. Can you taste the soup?” The waiter says, “What’s wrong with the soup?” The man replies, “Would you just taste to soup?” The waiter says, “What’s wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot? Is the soup too cold? What’s wrong with the soup?” The man says, “WOULD YOU JUST TASTE THE SOUP?” So the waiter says, “Ok, where’s the spoon?” …….AH HA! …. AH-HA! This reminds me of @kingdavid110 geekscoutcookies: viixiii: for years, this joke would kill me. (Source: blucanon)

Hold it! Hold it Hold it! So, a guy goes into a restaurant and orders the soup. He calls for the waiter. He tells the waiter, “Something is wrong with my soup. Can you taste the soup?” The waiter says, “What’s wrong with the soup?” The man replies, “Would you just taste to soup?” The waiter says, “What’s wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot? Is the soup too cold? What’s wrong with the soup?” The man says, “WOULD YOU JUST TASTE THE SOUP?” So the waiter says, “Ok, where’s the spoon?” …….AH HA! …. AH-HA!

This reminds me of @kingdavid110

geekscoutcookies:

viixiii:

for years, this joke would kill me.

(Source: blucanon)

WHEN SOMEONE IS STANDING IN FRONT OF ME ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ESCALATOR whenindc: For too long…

WHEN SOMEONE IS STANDING IN FRONT OF ME ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ESCALATOR

whenindc:

For too long…

theobamamarriage:

“During one of the Christmas Holiday receptions at the White House, I noticed the First Lady’s hands resting on the podium as the President made brief remarks.” 
(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza) (by The White House)
Thats Candice’s bag…..
blackandkillingit:

http://pinkateen.tumblr.com/
afrobuttafly:

Iknowlee